'Ghost Hunters Academy'

Ghosts are people, too. And so it really irks us when they are shamelessly exploited for the American public's entertainment. Actually, that's not true: We don't believe in ghosts. We do, however, believe in shows shot with night-vision cameras and a sense for the dramatic. That's why we love Ghost Hunters Academy airing Wednesdays on Syfy. It's as if they've combined the original Ghost Hunters with Road Rules. So if you thought your GPA was scary, wait until you see us party to Ghost Hunters Academy!

The fact that we can't find our car in a parking lot has no bearing on how much we love The Amazing Race, airing Sundays on CBS. Even so, there is something awesome - nay, amazing - about watching teams want to strangle each other while sitting in the back seat of a Russian taxi while searching for a building full of ballerinas after an all-night flight. So if you love watching other people travel to exciting locations around the globe from the comfort of your couch, call your friends; we're throwing The Amazing Race party!

If you've ever awoken to find you've been impregnated by a much younger man, you can surely empathize with Billie of Accidentally on Purpose, airing Mondays on CBS. If you've never awoken to that, perhaps you can at least sympathize. Then again, you, like us, might just find it funny. No, not in that "I was a Duggar for Halloween!" sort of way, but rather in that "Hey, Jenna Elfman must have studied under Strasberg because she actually looks pregnant" sort of way. So if you find May-December pregnancy as humorous as we do, call your friends and neighbors; we're throwing an Accidentally on Purpose party!