'WWE Monday Night Raw'
While we don't personally care for
bare-chested men with sweaty, stringy hair, we do enjoy watching them beat one
another to within an inch of their lives. Yes, there's something to be said for
having pioneers in the field of HGH hurl threats -- and opponents -- into the
bleachers on USA Network's WWE Monday Night Raw. So if you've never had the
good fortune to be hit over the head with a folding chair but relate to every
joke Jeff Foxworthy has ever told, call your friends and neighbors, 'cuz we're
throwing a WWE Raw party!
Setting the scene:
You can spend all day decorating your place for this party, but one thing is for certain -- your home is going to be trashed as soon as the action starts. So Scotchgard the heck out of everything because Styrofoam cups get thrown like popcorn to pigeons at these events. Put the big-screen TV behind some ropes, and fill the room with folding chairs. Have posters of as many wrestlers as you can. There are some great life-size ones of John Cena and Batista at Fathead.com. Adding to the class, include official WWE inflatable tables and chairs, bop bags and even Ken Kennedy's inflatable microphone. During breaks in the action, have anyone dressed as a Diva throw party favors out into the crowd. Favors can include WWE beach towels, armbands, T-shirts and hats, all available through WWE.
Attire:
You'll need two guys in tuxedos -- one to interview guests as they arrive about whom they like to win that night's matches, and another to be the ring announcer. Women are encouraged to come dressed as their favorite WWE Diva (we prefer Kelly Kelly or Mickie James), while the guys can wear tights, obnoxiously large belts and Rey Mysterio Big Face T-shirts.
On the menu:
WWE fans have a very strict dietary regimen that includes -- but is not limited to: warm nachos, salsa, chili dogs, giant pretzels, peanuts and the most important ingredient -- beer.
On the hi-fi:
If you can buy only one wrestling-related music compilation CD this year let it be WWE Raw Greatest Hits -- The Music available at fine retailers everywhere but mostly at the WWE Web site (www.wweshop.com). It features theme songs such as Cena's The Time is Now, Stone Cold Steve Austin's I Won't Do What You Tell Me and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's If You Smell ...?
The showstopper:
Nothing says "I love wrestling" like having a professional wrestling ring in your front yard, so why not visit ProWrestlingRings.com and order their square backyard-size wrestling ring that is 14 feet by 14 feet and is so awesome it would make Vince McMahon sweat.
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