'4th and Long'

Whether you love the Dallas Cowboys or hate them, one thing is certain -- if they offered you a paycheck you'd take it. And they just might, if you're one of the 12 guys given an opportunity on 4th and Long, airing Mondays on Spike TV. Football legend and former Cowboy Michael Irving hosts this reality challenge where the winner gets a spot at Cowboys training camp and with it, a shot at making the team. So if you love the gridiron and can't wait for training camp to start, call your friends; we're throwing 4th and Long!

Last season, we were so disappointed when that loser Jason let the charming and special Jillian Harris go. Not because we thought he was making a huge mistake but because we wanted Melissa for ourselves. Luckily, it all worked out perfectly for everyone involved, and the lovely Ms. Harris gets to turn the tables and choose from a gaggle of guys while searching for Mr. Right in the fifth installment of The Bachelorette, airing Mondays on ABC. So if you're as excited as we are to find this gal her Prince Charming, call your single friends -- it's time to party!

If there is one concept that we'd have bet against, it would be that a network would greenlight a show featuring spoken-word poetry. It's barely one level above watching grass grow. And yet, Russell Simmons Presents Brave New Voices, airing Sundays on HBO, is a terrific combination of talent, hope and drama masking the fact that words plus television equals boring. Still, it's great to know that some kids are still literate and can muster the occasional haiku. So if you appreciate words and smart kids, spell-check the invitations; we're throwing a party!

When we think of Brazil, we tend to think of beautiful beaches filled with supermodels glistening in the sun while holding a lovely cool drink and ordering around a cabana boy. But yet again, those crazy kids at CBS have taken an exotic locale and made it seem like a place we wouldn't want to go even if you put a gun to our heads. Still, we enjoy watching people lie to one another while eating bugs and performing ridiculous contests for a doll, so we love Survivor: Tocantins, airing Thursdays on CBS. If you love it too, call your friends, we're partying like we're part of the Forza Tribe!