'Dexter'

Ever been to a party that's just kinda gross? One that makes you feel uncomfortable as soon as you walk in the door, and the first thing you want to do when you get home is take a shower? No? Hmm. Well, after this party you will have. More »

You can keep all those fancy parties where people are dressed to the nines and air-kissing each other. We still prefer good old-fashioned parties where people make fools of themselves. More »

This is pretty embarrassing, but we're not very good at math (we got a 490 on our math SATs). That's why we work with words now. More »

There's something about local newscasts that tends to bridge the gap between the real and the surreal. More »

Parties tend to be fairly unsanitary. There's double-dipping with the condiments, greasy-fingered handshakes and germs poised for deployment at every kiss. More »