'The Singing Bee'
Stop kidding yourself; you have a lovely singing voice, and the world deserves to hear it. OK, maybe not the entire world, but certainly the neighbors. Your rendition of Purple Rain makes dogs weep for more every time you step into the shower.
So on Friday night turn the television to Bravo, warm up those vocal cords and try to recall the lyrics to Three Dog Night's greatest hits -- because we're throwing a "
If you like, you can get a shiny sharkskin suit and be emcee Joey Fatone for the evening -- though you've got to figure Lance Bass is available at a reasonable rate. Invitations can be made out of sheet music. Attire: On the menu: On the hi-fi: The showstopper:
Partygoers should be advised to come dressed as their favorite crooners, rappers, divas, boy bands, pop stars and country balladeers. Remind them to look sharp, not sound it.
Guests are literally singing for their supper here, so offer them beans, the musical fruit -- the more you eat, the more you toot! (Yep, we typed that.) At the bar: Harvey Wallbangers -- because they just don't get the acknowledgment they deserve anymore, and the more you drink, the better you sound.
"Sing" and "Superstar" by the Carpenters; "Song Sung Blue" by Neil Diamond; "Silly Love Songs" and "Listen to What the Man Said" by Paul McCartney and Wings; "Entering Bootytown" by Haley Bennett (from the soundtrack to "Music and Lyrics"); "... Baby One More Time" by the artist formerly known as Britney Spears.
Um, now that we've heard you -- the dog was right. Visit www.privatelessons.com and get yourself a tutor!b
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