A good country song is a lot like a leaky submarine – hard to fathom. We kid. No, seriously, we have a piece of straw in our mouth right now and are singing along to Kenny Chesney’s Don’t Blink as we type. Continue reading »

There’s something magical about the process of a girl meeting a boy … and then another girl. It makes you think that love – lubricated mightily with cheap liquor and a production crew from MTV – really is possible, even under the oddest of conditions. Continue reading »

Ever been to a party that’s just kinda gross? One that makes you feel uncomfortable as soon as you walk in the door, and the first thing you want to do when you get home is take a shower? No? Hmm. Well, after this party you will have. Continue reading »

You can keep all those fancy parties where people are dressed to the nines and air-kissing each other. We still prefer good old-fashioned parties where people make fools of themselves. Continue reading »

This is pretty embarrassing, but we’re not very good at math (we got a 490 on our math SATs). That’s why we work with words now. Continue reading »

There’s something about local newscasts that tends to bridge the gap between the real and the surreal. Continue reading »

Parties tend to be fairly unsanitary. There’s double-dipping with the condiments, greasy-fingered handshakes and germs poised for deployment at every kiss. Continue reading »

Miley Stewart and her alter ego, Hannah Montana (played by Miley Cyrus), from the show of the same name airing every night on Disney Channel, remind us a lot of Clark Kent and Superman: No one seems to get that they look similar and are never in the same room together. Continue reading »

In the world of high school, it is the equivalent of the Nobel and Pulitzer Prizes combined – that’s right, we’re talking about being voted prom queen. Continue reading »

Wouldn’t it be great if all police officers were like those on Reno 911! airing Saturday on Comedy Central? Continue reading »