The greatest reality show in the world! Or so Donald Trump claims . . .

I love The Celebrity Apprentice.

I can't help it. I watched the second season of The Celebrity Apprentice, premiering Sunday at 9 p.m. on NBC, with unabashed glee. I love Donald Trump's pomp, pompadour, penchant for hyperbole and unapologetic nepotism. It's all just so preposterous. This season's contestants are Clint Black, Andrew Dice Clay, Annie Duke, Tom Green, Natalie Gulbis, Scott Hamilton, Jesse James, Claudia Jordan, Khloe Kardashian, Brian McKnight, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Brande Roderick, Dennis Rodman, Herschel Walker and Tionne Watkins.