It's a 'Mad,' 'Mad,' world and I love watching it

It's a 'Mad,' 'Mad,' world and I love watching it

In love on 'In Plain Sight?'

What made you the TV viewer you are today?

Like oh my God, get ready for the spin-off of "Gossip Girl"

Breaking back in to 'Prison Break'

I love The Celebrity Apprentice.

I can't help it. I watched the second season of The Celebrity Apprentice, premiering Sunday at 9 p.m. on NBC, with unabashed glee. I love Donald Trump's pomp, pompadour, penchant for hyperbole and unapologetic nepotism. It's all just so preposterous. This season's contestants are Clint Black, Andrew Dice Clay, Annie Duke, Tom Green, Natalie Gulbis, Scott Hamilton, Jesse James, Claudia Jordan, Khloe Kardashian, Brian McKnight, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Brande Roderick, Dennis Rodman, Herschel Walker and Tionne Watkins.

Here are some of my favorite TV quotes from 2008:

It's time for another edition of I'm not picking up what you're putting down . . . As much as I really really like House, I simply don't think I'm ever going to want House and Cuddy to get together.

Let's be honest, I show the same impatience with story lines on TV shows. Often I can't sit back and tolerantly wait for the story line to unfold. I'm quick to judge.

Most of the great TV shows weren't born that way. They got better with time.