The truth about 'Warehouse 13' is out there . . .
So let's get "The X-Files" factor out of the way right now. Pete (Eddie McClintock) is a believer. Myka (Joanne Kelly) is skeptical. He smirks. She rolls her eyes. He goes on intuition and feelings. She on hard facts that can be proven. And their chemistry crackles. It doesn't really bother me that, the pilot at least, Pete and Myka are a poor viewer's Mulder and Scully. Why wouldn't every science fiction drama try to emulate and replicate the formula that made "The X-Files" so successful. "Warehouse 13" still has the potential to be a pretty fun show. In the two-hour opener, Secret Service agents Pete and Myka are sent on a mysterious assignment and find themselves at a large storage facility in South Dakota. Once there, Artie (Saul Rubinek, always a welcome TV presence) tells them they have been assigned to protect the supernatural objects that reside there (think Pandora's box) and investigate paranormal activities that may be the result of a fantastical object. As you might expect, Myka desperately wants out of this assignment while Pete is an eager kid in a candy store. The cast is sold (especially the very charming McClintock. Kelly gets less whiny as the hours progress) and the dialogue is witty. The biggest problems the pilot faces is that the action sequences (particularly the fight scenes) are clumsy and the opening mystery is kind of yawn inducing. I think you'll be able to guess the bad guy the minute he/she hits the screen. As the series progresses, guest stars will include several Sci Fi series alums Tricia Helfer, Michael Hogan, Mark Sheppard, Joe Morton, and Joe Flanigan. That may be reason enough to keep tuning in to see if the show can improve on its solid premise. Three (out of five) stars. After you watch "Warehouse 13" let me know what you think. Highlights of the Week Ahead All times listed are Eastern Time for July 6-12 It's easy to understand why ABC Family decided to make the 1999 film "10 Things I Hate About You" into a TV series. The movie had all the key ingredients necessary for a teen series -- brooding bad boy, loveable geek, bitchy ice queen, and rebellious teen. Kat (Lindsey Shaw) and her sister Bianca (Meaghan Martin) are beginning their first day at Padua High. All Bianca wants is to be popular. All Kat wants is to not conform with high school expectations. I absolutely loved Shaw's performance (you'll recognize her because she was the sister on "Aliens in America"). She's snarky without being grating. You'll believe that she has a righteous indignation about practically everything. Larry Miller reprises his role as their dad, who fears that dating leads to, in his words, s-e-x. (Maybe he should just have them watch "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" as a cautionary tale.") Ethan Peck, who I think is a dead ringer for Michael Rady (Max on "Greek" and soon to be seen on "Melrose Place"), is Patrick Verona (that's the role Heath Ledger played in the movie). Right now Patrick is more sulky than scary but I think that could improve as time goes on. Dana Davis is a hoot as the head cheerleader Chastity. Three and a half stars. How are you feeling about the musical interludes we are seeing Sean perform as he recovers from cancer on "Rescue Me?" I like that we are getting to see another side of Steven Pasquale. And the numbers are simultaneously true to the tone of the show while also being something totally new and different. Once again, "Rescue Me" is telling a rather conventional storyline (key character struggles with a potentially fatal illness) in an innovative way. I am, however, very worried that Candy is back in Lou's life. I still don't trust her. Do you? This week Franco steps into the ring Tuesday at 10 p.m. on FX. Where isn't Neil Patrick Harris these days? He shows up as a guest judge on "Top Chef Masters" Wednesday at 10 p.m. on Bravo. So did you know that "Royal Pains" (Thursday, USA, 10 p.m.) is now the number one show on cable? It's even beating "The Closer." It's great to see Mark Feuerstein in a hit and I can totally understand why the show has become so popular. It's an enjoyable hour that doesn't make you think too much and if you miss an episode you'll easily be able to catch up. It's the perfect summer show. This week Hank must help a woman who has gone to an island with no technology deliver her baby. "Eureka" is back to complete its third season Friday at 9 p.m. on Syfy (yup still giggling). The episodes pick up right where the show left off. Jack (Colin Ferguson) meets the man who has replaced him as town sheriff. If you've stuck with "Harper's Island" for this long, you'll definitely want to tune into the two-hour series finale this Saturday at 9 p.m. on CBS. You'll finally get to learn who the killer is. Heavy, heavy sigh. The time has come for the series finale of "Eli Stone" (Saturday, ABC, 10 p.m.). As I always say better to have watched and loved "Eli Stone" than to have never watched at all. "Entourage" is back on Sunday at 10:30 p.m. on HBO. I have to be honest. I wasn't that excited about the show's premiere since I think it's definitely overstayed its welcome. And the show immediately seemed passe when, in the first four minutes, Vince talks about doing "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" and Ari is excited that his agency landed Greg Garcia as a client because "My Name is Earl" is such a successful show. But then the boys settle in to what they do best -- making fun of each other, doing the minimal amount of work required (except for E of course) and having fun. The first two episodes are breezy and fun. It also helps that the show is requiring the boys to grow up a little this season. Eric moves out to his own place. Vince must find a way to live alone. And Turtle is somehow the most stable one of the bunch. But the best subplot comes from Lloyd and Ari. It totally makes sense that Lloyd would want to be more than an assistant by this point. So it is good to see all of them growing up. I do, however, still think this should be the final season. That's all for today. I'm back on Wednesday with this week's familiar faces and to talk about some of my favorite performances of the summer. Have a question? Seen a familiar face? Want to nominate a quote of the week or a topic for discussion? Write me at amytvgal@zap2it.com. Talk to you on Wednesday. Follow me on Twitter
Many will compare the central characters in the new series "Warehouse 13," premiering Tuesday at 9 p.m. on Syfy) to Mulder and Scully. (By the way Tuesday is also the day the Sci Fi Channel becomes Syfy. For some reason this change just makes me giggle.)


The Sean singing sequences really make me smile and laugh. I hope they keep coming!
I've watched Royal Pains and it is alright for a summer cable program, but I still prefer The Closer.
On Rescue Me, I don't really care for the music interludes with Sean, but they are easy to fastforward through them with my dvr. I think Candy is definitely up to something, but I don't know what. I thought she might be pregnant and looking for a baby daddy.
I've been fastforwarding through all of the musical numbers on Rescue Me. Steven Pasquale has a great voice, but if it doesn't further the plot, I don't really care. Maybe if I cared about Rescue Me more in general I wouldn't mind sitting through them, but the show doesn't have enough good will with me for me to be willing to be taken along on this particular ride.
I have been positively LOVING the new season of Rescue Me. I was simply delighted with the first musical sequence with Steven Pasquale, but last week when he was attempting a song and dance number through Uncle Teddy trying to smother him with a pillow was simply a riot. And yet, in the same episode, I actually caught myself crying real and silent tears as Tommy picked up what must have been horrifically mangled bits of a little girl and bundled them in a blanket while the crew looked on, weeping, vomiting and averting their eyes. How can a show give us such anti-heroes that we believe in so thoroughly? This season is just genius. I am also so afraid to trust Candy. I want for Lou to find someone because Lou simply deserves someone - I just can't believe that it is going to be Candy.
Amy - Zap2It no longer has a link to your column from the main TV page. Could you see if they can fix that?
Watching the last few episodes of Eli Stone has been wonderful and painful. I love these character and am invested in all of them. I'm going to miss Eli Stone and friends. But you're right Amy, it's better to have watched and loved Eli Stone, than to have missed his world of hope.
"The cast is sold..." Amy, I think you meant to say the cast is solid. If Joe Flanigan is going to be on an episode, count me in.
I am enjoying Royal Pains. I hope to see a little growth out of the brother (I'm just like the characters on the show who only remember Hank!) as the show progresses.
Yes Jen, the brother on Royal Pains is, well, painful to watch.
When that character is given his own B plot (like in the second episode), the show slows down considerably.
The brother on Royal Pains is like Morgan, Chuck's buddy on Chuck in season one. Maybe he'll grow on me some day, but right now he's an irritating, one dimensional character.
The SciFi Channel's new "brand" is truly terrible, but at least it's appropriate that it appears to rhyme with "iffy."