Can I make a return? . . . a review of 'Oprah's Big Give'

I don't do a lot of celebrity impressions but I've perfected the moment when a few years ago I was watching an episode of Oprah and she did a segment on the best sweet potatoes and then declared in her familiar sing songy way "And I've got sweet potatoes for everybody in the audience." And the crowd went wild.

Whether it's Cameron Diaz's hair gel in There's Something About Mary, Jason Alexander's tail in Shallow Hal or Jim Carrey getting beat up in Me, Myself & Irene, the Farrelly brothers aren't exactly known for their subtle or genteel sense of humor. They're all about bodily functions, bizarre body parts and uncomfortable sexual situations.

The day I turned 25 I went out and bought myself a coffee table from Crate & Barrel.

I was in college when I realized I couldn't attend Oscar parties.

Do we really think this is the most talented group on American Idol yet?

The writers are returning to work and all is right in the world. For a list of what's returning when, check out this handy link on zap2it.com to keep tabs on when you can expect your favorite shows.

I think I've told you that I cried when the Facts of Life girls graduated from high school. My mom asked me why I was so upset and I tearfully lamented, "Because it will never be the same again."

It's been awhile since I've done this column but the end of the writer's strike has me totally feeling the love for all things TV. So in honor of Valentine's Day, their kiss, their kiss is on my list.

Forgive the corny headline but I simply love the story of how Jericho was able to return for a second season (Tuesday at 10 p.m. on CBS).

Well I guess we've been together for a million years

Believe it or not I'm walking on air

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