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How much do we love Barney? This week's quotes.

By Amy Amatangelo

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September 28, 2007 6:18 AM

Beckinewton_uglybetty_s2_240 "That's the kind of dirty that don't wash clean." Amanda about the fact that she slept with Daniel who could be her half-brother on "Ugly Betty." Thanks to Jeff for the quote.

"I wouldn't let you take care of the magical kids I make up to score with single moms." Barney to Amy (Mandy Moore) on "How I Met Your Mother."

"From now on you have to be entirely unextraordinary." HRG to Claire on "Heroes."

"I made a Darth Doody." Stewie as Darth Vader on the Star Wars episode of "Family Guy." Thanks to Barry for the quote.

Have a quote of the week. Write me at amytvgal@zap2it.com and let me know. I'll post quotes of the week every Friday.

Amy Amatangelo, TV Gal ®


17 Comments

"Thank God I don't have arteries" - The Devil (Ray Wise) on the Reaper


No Office quotes, really? Cuz there some good ones, such as Creed talking about how he has belonged to many cults "It's more fun to be a follower, but it's more profitable to be a leader."

Or "He's happy cuz he's insane!" or "I'm not superstitious... just a little stitious" or "My bags of frozen french fries were clawed to shreds!" or...


"This guy can fly? God, Clark, you gotta get on that one." - Chloe Sullivan, Smallville


"I want you back"

Sloan to Sheppard on Greys


"We are going to get cirque du so laid."--Barney about dating circus girls, How I Met Your Mother


"I don't like you because you're you." Cristina to Derek

I love how the into-your-face-way Cristina said it.


Creepy CIA guy to Chuck: Don't puke on the C-4.


I'm not gonna go up to a hotel and give a tranny hooker a check. Nick refusing to help Patrick break up with his girl/boyfriend on DirtySexyMoney.


"Neo! You are THE ONE!" Sock to the lead (can't remember his name) on Reaper after he blows the fireman away.


Henry: So we'd be rich but very unstable

Deputy Lupo: Like Paris Hilton.

Henry Deputy Lupo talking about how Eureka has suddenly become the richest town in the world when everything metal turns to gold.


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