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And we thought couch-jumping and psychiatrist-bashing was unprofessional
Tom Cruise has been acting weed-monkey insane lately, but according to his friends, the real unprofessionals are the ones who just -- gasp -- great Xenu's nose hairs! Fired him! For like, no good reason at all! The Wall Street...
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So do we all get signed balls for our birthday?
It pays to have friends in high places. Or maybe low places, like the dugout. Today was Ben Affleck's 34th birthday (which means it's probably his 37th, but that is neither here nor there) and Access did this chummy thing...
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Somewhere between a Jodie Foster and a Rob Schneider
"He made a terrible mistake. Hopefully, he recovers." -- Donald Trump's stance on Mel Gibson, as told to Access Hollywood tonight
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We can see through time!
Actually, no we can't. We can read media reports, which are encouraging us to tune in tonight to watch Lindsay Lohan's mom defend her daughter's behavior on an around the set of Georgia Rule. Dina Lohan is angry with producer...
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The View loses another voice
Attention View fans -- particularly those of you looking forward to a cavalcade of sniping blowhards once Rosie O' Donnell joins the show in September: You're about to be disappointed. According to breaking news from Access Hollywood, founding View co-host...
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This just in: Daughtry still alive, able to sing
Hundreds of thousands of 11-year-old girls were finally taken off of their defibrillators yesterday evening as they calmed down and learned that Chris Daughtry is, in fact, not dead. He's just not on TV on Tuesdays and Wednesdays anymore, see....
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The hips don't lie, but what about the lips?
Whenever, wherever, Shakira says, she and her fans were meant to be together. On Access Hollywood tonight, the oboe-voiced diva denied complaints by American Idol producers that she was difficult during her March visit to the show and that she...
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Reer.
Do we detect some cattiness surrounding TomKitten? Celebrities big and small were cornered tonight by the entertainment news shows and asked for comment on Tom Cruise's baby girl. But the large majority of the outpourings were lukewarm at best. Cynthia...
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The sky is falling!
Katie is leaving Today! Meredith may leave The View! Ann Curry is in tears! The seas are running blood red! The moon is as black as sackcloth! Strange men in hoods and sickles are floating through the neighborhoods, causing small...
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There an echo in here?
LaToya Jackson apparently has a knack for attracting the media spotlight. Her secret: Knowing that entertainment news shows have the attention span of a blue poison dart frog. The most insectoid of Jacko's sisters was interviewed by Access Hollywood tonight,...
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