September 2006

Oh just shame on everybody

September 28, 06:51 PM

A statement released today to Entertainment Tonight about what Anna Nicole Smith and her attorney-slash-boyfriend, Howard K. Stern, were up to this morning: "[Smith and Howard] escaped their house at [at 3 a.m.] and boarded a boat to quietly sail... Continue reading »

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Now that's diplomacy

September 26, 11:41 PM

"This is an American delicacy. It is called a Twinkie. It is made out of a collection of things that are not edible, but somehow, when brought together, become edible." -- Jon Stewart, welcoming the president of Pakistan to his... Continue reading »

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So much for hearing Russell say "Crikey."

September 25, 10:40 PM

"It’s appalling to me [and] offends me very deeply. [It's] so awful that I have to deal with millions of people thinking I would dance on my friend’s grave." -- Russell Crowe, reacting to rumors that he might play the... Continue reading »

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She meant nothing to me baby, really

September 25, 10:37 PM

Never mind that 15-year marriage that Rod Stewart had with supermodel Rachel Hunter -- two kids, countless adorable photo shoots, blah blah blah, whatever. The classic rocker told Extra tonight that it's his current fiancee, Penny Lancaster, who truly is... Continue reading »

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And always take the apples and pears instead of the lift

September 22, 07:11 PM

"Free your mind and your bottom will follow." -- Fergie -- the original one -- offering weight-loss advice to Hannah Storm on the Early Show this morning. Continue reading »

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Teri's turn-ons: Late night meals of raw meat

September 22, 07:05 PM

Teri Hatcher apparently isn't recovering so well from her 15-second fake relationship with Ryan Seacrest. During a trip to California's wine country with Entertainment Tonight's Kevin Frasier, Hatcher joked that the most attractive male she'd met recently was Plato, the... Continue reading »

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Tee-hee! Charvet makes a girly joke

September 21, 03:09 PM

So David Charvet and his fiancee, Brooke Burke, are expecting a baby girl, they tell Extra tonight. Burke already has two girls from a previous marriage. Charvet, for his part, is entertaining himself by cracking all manner and class of... Continue reading »

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Foiled again!

September 20, 12:04 PM

We can't slam Ben Affleck if he slams himself first! Curses! And that's what he did this morning on The View. "Are you changing diapers?" Elisabeth snapped in a rare moment of lucidity. "Uh, when called upon," Affleck dodged. "Everyone... Continue reading »

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Double mini-McDreamys, to go

September 20, 11:56 AM

Patrick "McDreamy" Dempsey is expecting twin sons, the actor told the Live audience this morning during a guest appearance. And Reege, being Reege, offered his own non-scientific opinion on why. "It's just something I read, it's not my theory," Reege... Continue reading »

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