In case you just missed David Spade's visit to Leno tonight, here's what happened: Leno asked about Heather Locklear. Spade bobbed and weaved. Leno asked about Heather Locklear. Spade hemmed and hawed and said, "You're way out of line." Leno asked about Heather Locklear. Spade said, "Sir, we have other things to talk about."

And Leno asked about Heather Locklear.

Leno for president.

Some more details: Spade has become a regular butt of Leno's jokes for months, ever since rumors started flying about the SNL alum dating Richie Sambora's well-frosted ex. Tonight, Spade good-naturedly arrived as a guest, ostensibly to pimp an upcoming gig in Vegas. But after a single softball question about the Emmys, Leno zeroed in on L'Affaire Locklear-- the only interesting thing about Spade these days, we dare say. In fact Leno pretty much set his interview phaser to "stun" and fragged his quarry with Locklear questions for the rest of the segment. Eventually Leno loosened his death grip, and Spade got to tell a story about catching rattlesnakes as a kid. But watching Spade squirm was truly an entertaining thing. Let me tell you: The kid can maneuver.

ROUND I

Leno: "I saw your friend, the beautiful Heather Locklear, was at the Emmys."

Spade: "She was at the Emmys, I saw that on TV."

Leno: "What happened? You're the boy toy. What happened?"

Spade: "I don't know if I am that. But I do appreciate that, whenever I get to see the show, you're doing some joke about me [and Heather] in your monologue."

Leno: "I may have mentioned you once."

Spade: "My VCR says otherwise."

ROUND II

Leno, looking at Spade's necklace: "It's your birthday. Did she get you that little QVC thing?"

Spade: "She did, actually."

Leno: "She did? Let me get close to that. That's the closest I may get to touching Heather Locklear."

Spade: "Beats the Jay Leno mug I got from you."

ROUND III

Leno: "So are you serious about this young lady?"

Spade: "Sir, we have other things to talk about."

Leno: "It's what people want to know!"

(Wild, wild applause from the audience.)

As for Spade's official line on Heather, he tells Leno, "We're friends."

Comments

Asshole.

I can't stand this guy. Heather's out groping him on the beach and he STILL persists in lying?

He is just pure scum. At least be HONEST goddamn you. Stop being such a hypocrite

Spohie | Aug 29, 2006 6:27:02 AM | #

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this is just the usual hidden relationship from hollywood. why is it a bid deal? but really, they deserve some privacy, but alas, they are famous, so let them continue to "hide" in plain sight, with them denying and everyone else knowing otherwise.

mandy | Aug 29, 2006 7:45:20 AM | #

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David Spade is hot & interesting--I fell asleep to Leno's opening jokes!!! Pissed I missed Spade-at least I know why I never watch Leno. Leno is one ugly guy....

jarusiewicz | Apr 5, 2008 7:02:10 AM | #

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