The Dish Rag

Heidi Montag's 10 superficial surgeries only net 658 'Superficial' sales

By Andrea Reiher

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January 22, 2010 3:15 PM ET

heidi-montag-surgery-after.jpg"Thriller," it ain't.

Heidi Montag's debut album "Superficial" sold a whopping 658 copes in its first week, according to the Nielsen Soundscan numbers. (That's not a typo, we're not missing a "0." It's six hundred fifty eight.)

To put that in perspective, here's a list of people who have had higher first-week album sales: Yanni, Weird Al Yankovich, Ashlee Simpson, Color Me Badd, La Toya Jackson, Gerardo ("Rico Suave"), Right Said Fred, Uncle Kracker and Kenny G.

Hmmm.

What were you saying about "Superficial" being able to hold its own against something like "Thriller," you delusional Barbie-monster?

Just in case anyone needs to be reminded of how "talented" Ms. Montag is, let's revisit her performance from the Miss Universe Pageant or  listen to single "Superficial."


We never thought someone was capable of putting out cheesier lyrics than Paris Hilton, but we were wrong.





When will our long national nightmare be over? When?

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Photo credit: People


21 Comments

Hahahahaha!!!!!!! This HAS to be the final minute of her 15 minutes. How embarassing! Hahaha!!!


Hey, it's better than most of Lady Gaga's!!!!!!


Gee I can't imagine why this album could FAIL. hahahahahahahaha


Nadine, don't be delusional.


U cant be serious Nadine. U may not personally like Gaga but the woman has vocal talent and writes some pretty catchy tunes. Heidi on the other hand, well she's Heidi. Nuff said.


interesting that the lady said she was a celebrity and not a singer
she wasn't even dancing correctly


this song sucks. i cant believe that record label would even take a chance on this bs. i watched the hills and she sucks on the show too. the comment that her music is better than lady gaga's, u must be crazy. lady is in her own league and heidi montag is trash


Britney Spears she aint not by a long shot.....this white girl can't sing and sadly can't dance to save her life.


"Heidi Montag's debut album 'Superficial' sold a whopping 658 copes in its first week, according to the Nielsen Soundscan numbers. (That's not a typo, we're not missing a "0." It's six hundred fifty eight."

Nope but you are missing an "i", as in "copies," not "copes".

Way to read it before you post it.

And she is a waste of good silicon.


Nice brittany outfit. Gosh, this is kind of sad and embarassing to watch.


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