Jason Segel's Swell Season booty call

Jason Segel sat in with Swell Season on Nov. 18, where he performed an original song trying to find someone to have sex with him. The song also featured a phone number in the chorus. Video below.



Here are the lyrics, in case you missed them:
It don't take long
For this young man to form a habit
And I know some of the things I do,
They just ain't right

So tell me would it be wrong
For me to use my celebrity status
To make love to a Swell Season fan
Tonight?

1-315-329-6673 but only call it if you need me
1-315-329-6673 but only call it if you need me
1-315-329-6673 but only call it if you need me

Girl I know your charms, like my lovely on-screen persona,
We're sweet and humble, that's earned me my career
But it's a shame for you to miss this one time offer
To make love to Jason Segel this year

So please don't be scared if you've got bi-curious feelings
I promise baby I will never tell
Bring your lesbian friend to my swanky Los Angeles mansion
Whoever said that three's a crowd can go to hell

Remember when I was in that show "Freaks and Geeks?"
Well there were no special effects, no special effects,
So if you thought I was sweet,
Well yeah, I'm really that sweet

Remember when I showed my penis in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall?"
Well there were no special effects, no special effects
So if you liked what you saw
Well that's exactly what I'm workin' with.

1-315-329-6673 but only call it if you need me
1-315-329-6673 but only call if you're disease-free
1-315-329-6673 but only call it if you need me

Remember when I showed my penis in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall?"
Well, there were no special effects, no, no special effects
So if you thought it was small, if you thought it was small
Well then your boyfriend is probably not white.

Did we call the number? Of course we called the number. It was an honest-to-God voicemail from Jason Segel thanking us for calling and asking us to send an email to (we think) helptronics@gmail.com. When we did so, it came back as undeliverable.

So that was disappointing. We were hoping for a funny Jason Segel-penned auto-reply. Ah well.

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