When will Carrie Prejean pose for Playboy, and will there be wind machines?
If the Miss California and/or National Organization for Marriage spokesmodel gigs don't work out for Carrie Prejean, she can always go back to her old day job: modeling lingerie, like she did in this E! video for their 2008 Countdown to the Red Carpet.
Unlike in those topless shots leaked on the Web, she certainly seems aware of the camera in this video.
Thank God there were no wind machines in the studio, like on the day that nasty old wind unbuttoned her blouse and that mean and unprofessional photographer snapped photos of her when she wasn't aware.
Oh, please. Do you think we're as dumb as we look?
Don't answer that.
How soon do you think we'll be hearing about Carrie's "biblically correct" nude Playboy spread?
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Photo: Miss USA







Wait a minute! I'm anti-gay if I simply oppose redefining the 5000+ year old definition of marriage?
What a silly, childish way to view the world.
This is written in all seriousness. All this tolerance is crap. Why should I not stand by my convictions and instead pander to a group doing something I think is wrong?