'Dancing' Cloris Leachman almost had sex with Ed Asner? Euuw.

Cloris Leachman's new autobiography, "Cloris," is reportedly rife with bedroom romps and sexcapades with some of the biggest names in Hollywood.

We would expect nothing less from this still energetic force of  nature.

The New Pork Post reports Leachman's revelations about her "Mary Tyler Moore" show co-star Ed Asner: "One day we made an agreement that I would have sex with him if he lost 32 pounds," Leachman writes. "He almost did it; he lost 29 pounds. We both got so disoriented at what we were facing that his weight shot back up, and our assignation never happened."

Then there was that dinner rendezvous with Gene Hackman back in the '70s. Both were shooting films in San Francisco.

"As we moved into the main course, it was as if a cosmic wind enveloped us. Some giant space magnet was pulling us together," Leachman writes. "We didn't finish the meal. We went upstairs, flew into bed and made love. It was epic. And the next morning, Gene went back to his film and I went back to mine. I haven't seen Gene since that night, but I remember well the feisty lad he was."

Wow. A cosmic wind? A giant space magnet? That musta been some bottle of wine.

Even Andy Williams had the hots for her. Until she opened his glove compartment and out came photos of his wife and his daughter.

"There was not much either of us could say," Leachman recalls. "It was apparent to both of us where Andy's heart lay. ... [It] ended not in a fiery affair but as it should have, with a light, friendly kiss."

Guess those cosmic winds don't blow all the time.

Check out the book on Amazon.com. She writes about her Actors Studio days, Marlon Brando, Mel Brooks, Meryl Streep, Diane Keaton, Sissy Spacek, Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, the Kennedy family, as well as behind-the-scenes stuff from the sets of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show," "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" and "Malcolm  in the Middle."

But Cloris doesn't mention why she was recently trying to park in the Grove by driving on a no-cars shopping street.

We would have liked to read about that hilarious experience, captured on TMZ cameras. God love Frau Blucher. (Whinny!)

Will you read Cloris' memories? Do you trust them? 

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Photo (top): Cloris Leachman tries to wake up Ed Asner at the TV Land Awards. Credit: WireImage

Photo (lower right): Leachman and the boys back in 1986. Credit: WireImage 

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