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Is Johnny Depp getting married? Pourquoi?

By Elizabeth Snead

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January 15, 2009 11:37 AM

Johnnydepp_vanessaparadis_ Is Johnny Depp finally tying the knot?

Johnny and his longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis are planning a spring wedding in the chapel at their French chateau, MTV UK reports.

There's absolutely NO confirmation on this but it's being reported that the nuptials will be a small, understated affair. If you can call a wedding with Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards as a guest and Tim Burton as best man, "understated."

Depp has always said the reason he and Paradis hadn't married is because he loves her last name.

"It would be a shame to ruin her last name! It's so perfect -- Vanessa Paradis. So beautiful. It would be such a drag to stick her with Paradis-Depp. It's like a flat note!" Depp told MTV UK.

I dunno. I kinda like the Paradis-Depp ending. What do you think? Is it about time Johnny made Vanessa an honest woman?

Johnny and Vanessa have two children Lily-Rose, 9, and Jack, 6.

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Photo: WireImage


14 Comments

That's a lame excuse. Who says a woman has to change her name after marriage, or even hyphenate his? I'm surprised that Johnny would suggest a thing; I thought he was more open-minded than that. She should just stay Paradis.


I dont know wat to think of this. i think they are a beautiful couple, and should get married, but only because THEY want to. GO JOHNNY AND VANESSA!!!! i luv them both and wish them luck if they do wed.


I'm not holding my breath this time. Every spring, the rumor mills start insisting that Johnny and Vanessa are going to make it official (last year, the tabloids had them getting married on TWO consecutive weekends!). The official word from them is always, "Nope, not this year, either..." (LOL). They find the wedding rumors tres amusant, but they're probably getting old by now. Shoot, why ruin a good thing by entering a social institution with a 50+ percent failure rate??


I hate Vanessa for this she is ugly and how could johnny do this, thanks alot vanessa you stink THEY'RE A HORRIBLE COUPLE JOHNNY DERVES BETTER DON'T GET MARRIED JOHNNY BIG MISTAKE


why are people STILL so disillusioned by what it means to be married? When will people STOP defining marriage as a piece of paper and a ceremnony and celebration in a venue of your choice. Most people don't actually embrace the religion they were raised in or claim to believe in and follow and don't much adhere to the "dealth do us part", part about marriage. So, just because our government, the money-making machine that it is wants to make marriage a "business", does not mean that we have to buy into it. Some places still consider a couple living together married after they cohabitate for a certain amount of time. It's called common law marriage and espouses the philosophy that if people are living unde the same room and sharing bank accounts and romantic life, a bed, and children, they are, for all intents and purposes MARRIED. How is a piece of paper or a few words froma Justice of the Peace going to change that or the committment. And, as far a the accountablility thing is concerned. Who are most people accountable to? God? Others? Not really. When push comes to shove not God, nor therapist, nor firend can keep them together. The paper is for mental mindgames and to appease the frail and fragile human conscience. Johnny and Vanessa and others have more of a marriage than most married couples. Stop making love a legal business, PLEASE!!!!!!!!


My2cents is the only person here with a brain.


I hope you could maybe help me. I looked all over the internet for Johnny Depp. One of my great friend's sweet sixteen is coming up, and she doesn't want a car, all she wants is a birthday card or a signed photo of Johnny Depp please help me, she deserve it.


Marriage is just a signature on a piece of paper.
What matters is the intention of staying together for the rest of your life.
Johnny Depp looks like he has that intention; and that's what matters.
As much of a "fangirl" as I can be at times, I really hope he does marry her at some point. But even more importantly I hope they stay together, and stay happy.


DEPP congants to ur wife very prety.im ur funs from phil.since u in t.v siries her 21 jump all ur movie i watch hehehehe coz same doing me.thn,x edward scissor hand please part2.im naic,cavite


depp how could u do this to me i am your biggest fan i litterlt have jhonny depp wallpaper u cant do this think of your fans
ps;vanessa u have really really really really bad teeth tell her to fix them


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