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Is Woody Allen pimping out Scarlett Johansson to publicize his new film, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona"?
Sure looks like it. Win a threesome with Scarlett Johansson? Wow. Wonder whose lame idea this was?
Is the movie gonna tank so bad that they've gotta make Scarlett work harder than she already has to get more bums in the seats?
Poor Scarlett. Now she's gonna have be really nice to two total fanboys (or girls) who are so desperate to meet her that they've entered this contest. This is almost worse than having to kiss both Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem in the movie!
Hey, Andy Malcolm, fanboy over at Top of the Ticket! How many times did you enter? C'mon, fess up!
Photo: courtesy of threesome@scarlettjohansson.com.
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There is an episode of "Robot Chicken" on Cartoon Network where a fan calls in and wins a date with Scarlett Johansson...
This chick knows how her image is going and has no problem with it. Woody simply did what he does and she was all for it.
i want the 10 seconds i lost reading this waste of pixels back.
I would give my left receptacle to be in a threesome with Scarlet. It would be the best thing to ever happen to me in my sweet short life. I would prostrate myself at the feet of this blonde godess for a chance to participate. It would be like kissing liquid gold. I can't wait to enter the contest. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
hasn't woody allen always been a pervert? and scarlett of course always regresses to shamelessly flaunting sex. oh well.
Don't to feel too bad for her. She's a grown woman; she's in that promotion and her face is on that poster because she agreed to it.
Oh, this isn't pimp'in. It's exciting to see someone smartly addressing alternative relationships. Fans of Vicki will love the similar, but much more dangerous, romance written about by a Harvard Grad and real Romanian dancers "Caribbean Dreams: TRUE STORY of an Ivy League Couple who Bought a STRIP CLUB in the Caribbean" www.caribbeanstripclub.com ... that's pimp'in!
I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally by using stolen biomaterial. Original person is very nice(not d**n sexy),most important-CHRISTIAN young lady!I'll tell you more,those clones(it's not only one)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,N. Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning! H. Kohl clone staff 100% controlling their clones spreading around the world,they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials,no matter what form it was created,it all needs back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Original Scarlett is not engage,by the way!
I can't answer your question right now, Elizabeth. i'm too busy entering this Scarlett Johansson contest. I just know I'm gonna win and finally meet her. Maybe I'll win both prizes even.
Andrew Malcolm, Top of the Ticket.
DUDE THIS IS KINDA STUPID ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SHALL WE SAY OBSESSED WITH HER ARE GOING TO ENTER AND THEY MOST LIKELY WE`LL` BE OLD PERVERTED GUYS LIKE WOODY ALLEN ANYWAY LOL!