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John Mayer didn't wanna 'waste' Jennifer Aniston's time

By Elizabeth Snead

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August 17, 2008 11:54 AM

JohnmayerJohn Mayer finally talked to his BFFs, the paparazzi, about his recent breakup with Jennifer Aniston.

Yes, even after they broke up, he's still milking the benefits of Aniston's "Friends" fame.

Click here to watch the TMZ video in which John oh-so earnestly spills his guts about the breakup.

And can anyone understand what the heck he's talking about? She's a "lovely person" and he "didn't want to waste her time"? What, like she's got so little left? And "go in honest, go out honest?" Oh, give it a rest.

Sounds like another lame immature boy excuse for not wanting to make a commitment to the person he's sleeping with. They were together, what, two to three months? That's not a relationship, that's a prolonged hook-up.

Poor Jennifer. She'll never get back all those hours she spent this summer acting like John Mayer's No. 1 groupie.

Plus, now Jen's forever on the growing list of Mayer's easy ... conquests: Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Minka Kelly, and several nameless groupies ...

Wonder who'll be next on John Mayer's hook-up list? Any thoughts?

Photos: WireImage


34 Comments

This seemed more like a hookup than a relationship. It seemed that she was vested more in it than him. After a long time she seemed comfortable being open about a relationship and being photographed. Does she seem pathetic and clingy? Yes. Does he seem like a douche ? Yes. But the operative word here is SEEMS as none of us know the truth.


John Mayer is a dork! Every woman that sleeps with him deserve what they get in the end. STUPID IS WHAT STUPID DOES!


Yes, I think his next hookup will be a date with Herpes.


I guess she only has so much time to have kids and he doesn't want to waste her time in this respect. If true then it's good for him and good for her. Doesn't look like it was easy for him to do though.


He has all the substance of a chocolate eclair... Delicious-looking but vapid.


Wow!...I cant believe he spilled his gutz to papparrazzi on the street! He BLUNTLY confirmed that he did in fact DUMP Aniston. Hopefully Jen will realize now that she should date men her own age...instead of little boys. I love some of John Mayers songs, and he was HILARIOUS when he did those TMZ skits,but Jen has serious mental issues for starting a PUBLIC relationship with him. ugh! Thank goodness Brad Pitt got outta that relationship...and he's starting to look a lot more logical now that SEVERAL dudes cant deal with her either. Brad was gentleman enough to hang in for over 6 yrs!


Yes poor Jen, but i bet she had the best time with him :P hahah u know what i mean. i wouldnt mind to be his groupie any time..


I'm beginning to think that Perez Hilton was correct when he said that John Mayer is gay ... I honestly believe he is..What straight guy would break up with Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston.. both beauties !


i think whoever wrote this is a pre pubecint girl who hates all men and who needs to grow the hell up, jesus give the guy a break im sure it was hard for him too. She was far too demanding so the RUMOURS say.


Oh, screw you! John Mayer is probably less of a ******** than you are, so leave him alone. Are you saying that you've never hooked up with someone before? Probably not, considering your lousy and uninsightful analysis of this situation. Why would anyone want to waste their time on you? Aren't you supposed to be an unbais writer, or is "ruining someone else's life" number one on your priority list. Leave John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston alone. She's a big girl, she's not gonna die. And John is 10 times the man you'll ever be, so again, screw you.


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