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Verne Troyer (a.k.a. Mini-Me) has a sex tape? Make it stop!

By Elizabeth Snead

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June 25, 2008 7:17 PM

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In the immoral words of Paris Hilton, "Euuuuuwwww!"

Seems that Paris Hilton's sex video broker, Kevin Blatt, is now hawking a Verne Troyer (yes, that would be Mini-Me, from "Austin Powers" ) sex tape of the actor with his girlfriend. Apparently, someone snatched it from their apartment and the tape may fetch as much as $1 mill.

Browse on over to TMZ.com to see a snippet. But be forewarned: There's no going back.

Your brain will never be the same after seeing this.

The irony is that Verne's sex tape may actually be funnier - and make way more money - than Dr. Evil, a.k.a. Mike Myers' latest cinematic effort, "The Love Guru."

Photo: Verne Troyer gets it on with Carmen Electra at the 2002 ESPN Awards show and no, she isn't in the sex video. Darn it.
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4 Comments

How is this even humanly possible? The man had a baby sized penis.


Don't be hatin: evil midgets need love too!


i only saw the kissing but it was enough to gross me out.


Poor guy - it is not his fault he is amidget. Why people deny him his need for sex, maybe love? Only beacuase he is a midget? he has ambnitions like every man, especially a man who can afford prety girls - is this anything new? Look disgusting horrible looking Polanski and his 33 years younger pretty wife? What is the difference - apparently money can buy anything.... That is truly disgusting.


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