Victoria is NOT a miserable cow

Thank God Victoria Beckham is finally making her permanent move to LA today. She's just what we need. Because there are just not enough faux-blonde, faux-tanned, faux-boobied, fashion-addicted Barbies in this crazy town.

"Not as many people know who we are," Victoria admitted on The Today Show. "It might be a bit crazy when we first get here, because we're new, but then I think people will probably realize, you know what, I'm actually quite boring."

Um, actually, some of us realized that a long time ago.

Frankly, I've been worried about Victoria's inability to move her face. So I was relieved to read recently that she's aware that her trademark Euro-fash stone face won't fly in here in Smiley Face La-La Land. She recently told W magazine that she will be making an attempt to smile more often in the US.

"I think people are really going to see me for the first time. I think they have this impression that I'm this miserable cow who doesn't smile. But I'm actually quite the opposite."

She's right about that. Why, even I thought she was a miserable cow until I stood next to her at Karl Lagerfeld's Cruise Collection runway show a few weeks ago. She can smile and she's actually kinda cute when she does, a bit like one of those impish Troll Dolls.

At least Posh doesn't have any serious acting aspirations. However, that isn't stopping her from appearing on some upcoming episodes of "Ugly Betty." As herself.  According to the Daily Mail, a source close to the Beckhams revealed "She was particular about not launching herself as an actress because she is aware that she isn't one. That's why she wants to play herself, so she doesn't have to act." 

One could argue that playing Victoria Beckham is very much an act.

Photo Credits: Better stand back, folks. When those things finally pop, the innocent bystander death toll will be substantial.
Niki Nikolova/WireImage

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