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I don't know who designed "The Illusionist" star Jessica Biel's hideously unflattering gown she wore Saturday to pick up a Breakthrough Award at the Palm Springs International Festival. And I don't wanna know. What I am curious about is how she can look this dreadful in an expensive designer dress and this incredibly hot on the beach in Puerto Rico over the holidays with Derek Jeter. Clearly, the girl should never wear clothing.
Also worth noting: Jess delivered the exact same heartfelt acceptance speech to the Palm Springs crowd that she gave at the Hollywood Life Breakthrough Awards about a month ago. Practice makes perfect.
Photo Credits: Didn't anyone in Jess's camp notice that this dress makes her look like she's got a major bump? Too bad she didn't test wear the dress the way she test drove her acceptance speech.
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The dress looked black on the other sites. I guess everyone wore blue. Her body is okay but I never thought any of the dresses she wears compliments her. It's like her people are trying to force her to look feminine. Other than that, she always looks to me like a female boxer or a softball player. Her body does not look to have the soft gentle touch of a young lady. She has more muscles than her new boyfriend. Speaking of Derek Jeter . He may be the king of baseball, but he must go through every men's magazines to pick out who he dates. They are all the same, up and coming, posed semi nude, younger than he is, and ones other men drool over. Mariah was the only one who was really talented and had more money than he did. He was young and she was old. He's great on the baseball field, but seems very shallow, immature and insecure with a real woman close to his age. It would not a surprise to anyone that if Hilary Duff would pose in a men's magazine, she would be next in his little black book.
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