Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher voted celebrities most likely to eat road kill

Reportedly, a girl on the new season of "The Bachelor" has a connection to Charlie Sheen. And thankfully, it's not as skanky as we thought it might be. More

"I didn't want to be writing a sitcom while my friend died. Or worse, hurt someone else. We couldn't be complacent. There was a tragedy unfolding right in front of us. There was violence and blackouts. On a certain level, if you're looking the other way, you're responsible," Lorre says. More

While we'd be lying if we said we weren't frequently on Charlie Sheen deathwatch, the current rumor swirling around the 'net -- that he died in a snowboarding accident in Switzerland -- is definitely false. More