Anna Kendrick's 10 best tweets: Ryan Gosling and other things that will make you want to B her FF

Hey, internet. Anna Kendrick is really awesome, and not just because she was spectacular in that George Clooney movie and can actually do the thing with the cups from "Pitch Perfect." She is also a total dork, a spectacular tweeter, and the person we most want to be our BFF if Jennifer Lawrence refuses to fill the position.

Yes, this week Kendrick tweeted something really funny and kind of uncomfortable about Ryan Gosling and masturbation, but some of us already knew that she was a hilarious tweeter.

For those of you who have just started following Kendrick and thus are unaware of her all-encompassing awesome greatness, we have helpfully compiled 10 Anna Kendrick tweets that make us want to kidnap her and force her to come to all our birthday parties.

Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"

-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013

If you wear heels on cross country flights, we probably can't be friends.

-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 1, 2012

HOW WILL I EVER TRULY KNOW THE FEELING OF SELF LOATHING AGAIN WITHOUT HOSTESS SNO BALLS?? THIS IS LIKE A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!

-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 17, 2012

If we're going to be friends you should already know the answer to this question: "So, should we bake any of this... or just eat the dough?"

-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 15, 2012

Thought for the day: If I were going to take a naked picture of myself, I would at least clean my room first.

-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 10, 2012

There r few things in this world as perversely satisfying as popping zits, but Ive thought of one. Ripping off false lashes, amirite ladies?

-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 22, 2012

WHO uses the alarm bell as their ringtone??? That damn sound makes my balls jump up into my body. Wait, what?

-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 12, 2012

Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes "say masturbate, it'll be hilarious"

-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 24, 2012

When you first saw The Truman Show, did anyone else walk around for the next week not picking your nose JUST in case?

-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 18, 2012

My mom's flight got screwed up so now she'll get in tomorrow. I have to keep my place clean for ANOTHER 24 hours? God help me.

-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 10, 2012