Channing Tatum 'nude' photo hits the Web

A nude photo of Sexiest Man Alive Channing Tatum has surfaced, if you can believe Perez Hilton.

And you shouldn't.

Despite the gossip blogger's faulty reasoning -- "It doesn't look like it's been photoshopped, and he did used to be a stripper, see we're thinking this might be for real" -- the picture is obviously a fake.

In the badly doctored NSFW image, someone (surely not Perez himself?) slapped an older picture of the "Magic Mike" star (at what appears to be a modeling shoot) atop another full-frontal image of a man posing nude.

Outside. Standing in front of a Jeep.

We've heard of slow news days, but this reeks of desperation.