One Direction insult Van Halen according to Twitter rant

Wolfgang Van Halen, son of Eddie Van Halen and bassist for the family's namesake band, has an itchy Twitter finger and no sense of humor.

Incensed by an insult allegedly hurled his way by the fresh-faced members of One Direction, Wolfgang took to social media to air his grievance, tweeting: "Fun fact: Was just insulted by that s****y boy band ‪#OneDirection‬ in the lobby of our hotel this morning! Greetings Birmingham!"

Van Halen, who was in the UK to perform with Mark Tremonti, didn't expand on the insult in question. He went on to call the boys "d***heads," and continued with an all too clever slam of his own, "They must call themselves that because all of their hair points in #OneDirection."

Okay, then.