70-year-old virgin Pam Shaw ready to have sex

Steve Carell's "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" has got nothing on 70-year-old virgin Pam Shaw, a British cabaret singer who says she's ready to give up her V card.

Shaw tells The Sun that she doesn't believe in sex before marriage, and since this busy lady has never married, she's just remained celibate.

"Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke," says Shaw, who sings under the stage name The Sexational Pam. "My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire. ... You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

What celeb do you think would be a good match for Shaw? Might we suggest Larry King?