Britney Spears' ex-husband Jason Alexander is still talking about her

We all know the story. In January 2004, Britney Spears was married to her childhood friend Jason Alexander for 55 hours. (Take that, Kim Kardashian.)

Apparently, he took that brief and annulled marriage as license to publicly comment on every move Brit makes for the next 55 years.

We shouldn't be surprised that Alexander has weighed in on Britney's engagement to her boyfriend of two years, Jason Trawick, but we'd hoped that he'd find something slightly better to do with his time by now. While Kevin Federline has sent Britney his best wishes, Alexander can't quite manage that.

"I know everyone wants me to be happy about this, but I am not," he tells Us Weekly. "I think it's fake and I think people are afraid to say it."

(Fake, we suppose, compared to his own very real, very serious marriage to her.)

"They look like they are going through the motions. It seems like a answer to the court thing," he adds. "Sort of a nice way to sew it all up, she marries her handler."

This is almost as obnoxious as the time Alexander leaked very obviously fake "recordings" of "Britney" describing Trawick "abusing her." Almost.