New 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part I' posters released

Are you sitting down? Good. Because not just one but two new posters have been released for the upcoming "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part I."

The posters subscribe to the time tested formula of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." And when one of the films in your series beats the opening day box office record previously held by "The Dark Knight," things definitely ain't broke. So the promo materials are what you would expect: brooding, brooding and (in a word) brooding.

Bella and Edward, played by the oh-so-sexy Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, brood as a couple while Jacob, played by the oh-so-sexier Taylor Lautner, broods solo. The posters don't do much to draw in Twilight newbies but let's be honest -- legions of 14-year-old girls will ensure that this flick does just fine.