Kat Von D and Jesse James break up again, world weeps

Kat Von D and Jesse James reunited in the wake of the announcement that her show, "LA Ink," was cancelled by TLC, but it appears that the gruesome twosome have split yet again.

"I am not in a relationship," Von D wrote on her Facebook page on Friday. "And I apologize for all the 'back and forth' if it's caused any confusion."

As for the rumors that she was planning to close up the shop that was featured on her show and move to Austin to be closer to James, she insists, "I am not in any way moving to Texas, and I am not leaving my shop here in Los Angeles, High Voltage Tattoo."

The tattoo artist tells People, "My friend put it best when he said I could never be more deserving of total, noble love. And as a woman, I think it's important to know your value and never lose sight of that."

What? Jesse James not noble? We're shocked. Just shocked!