Charlie Sheen to star in new Roman Coppola movie

Charlie Sheen is no longer contributing to America's unemployment epidemic. Variety reports that Sheen has been drafted to start alongside Jason Schwartzman in "A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charlie Swan III." The long-titled movie is the next film from writer/director Roman Coppola, brother of Sofia and son of Francis Ford. 

According to reports, "Charlie Swan" is about a graphic designer whose life unravels following a break-up. Sounds like familiar territory for Sheen to explore. "Charlie Swan" represents Coppola's first film since 2001's "CQ." Hopefully Sheen and Coppola develop a better working rapport than Sheen and "Two and a Half Men" showrunner Chuck Lorre. Yikes.