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Yeah, you read that headline correctly.Jeremy Jackson, best known as Hobie on "Baywatch," is enjoying a relaxing stay at Dr. Drew's "Celebrity Rehab" ranch to deal with his addiction to steroids, now that he's kicked his crystal meth habit. He says that after ten years of sobriety, he decided to go back to acting class to "be the next Sylvester Stallone."
So, he did what you do when you want to be Sylvester Stallone -- he hit the gym. "But having that addict mentality, for a guy like me, it's just not fast enough," he admits. "I want results, like, now." Three years later, he's spent $200,000 on steroids (including one that's used almost exclusively for cattle before the slaughter), so off to Dr. Drew he went.
When he arrived at the ranch, he brought a truck full of various appliances, including a large water filter. "What about bottled water?" asked a staff member. "Are you okay with bottled water?"
"In a pinch," Jackson said hesitantly. "That plastic leeches and causes cancer and bisexuality, it's been linked to directly."
Yep. Jeremy Jackson thinks bottled water might make him want to sleep with men.
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OH,I never heard about that ever since I joined a nice place.I think the guy is ...uh,it's BisexualFlirting,com
Shame. He used to be so hot. He was my favorite part of Baywatch.
If I ran into him at a bar and he wanted to hook up, I'd be scared and run. Looks terrible!
huh u can tell hes a pill head and that they ate his brain lmao what a moron
Actually,
He isn't that far off base. The comment he made was an eyebrow raiser. There have been studies done on animals and the results are surprising. The chemicals that we use(in body products i.e lotion, soap, shampoos, plastics) are leeching into the ground water,rivers, and streams, and animals are drinking it. The studies have shown that these chemicals show up as identical to hormones. These chemicals are confusing the animal's systems. There are male fish that are being born with the ability to lay eggs. Look up gender bending chemicals on the web. I think you will be surprised what you find.
"Jeremy Jackson thinks bottled water might make him want to sleep with men"
It's possible that Jackson thinks that bottled water might make him want to sleep with women. Just saying.
@Allan: Ha! Well played, good sir, well played!
Well, not sure about bisexuality... but bottled water sure has a ton of negative impacts on our bodies, our environment, and our society.
A lot of bottled water is just tap water put into a bottle. Drink it straight from the tap and save a fortune.
So... he used to play a character named "Hobie" on Baywatch, he does steroids, has very likely had plastic surgery, had a crystal meth habit, strives to be like Sly Stallone, brings a water filter with him to his on-camera rehab, looks like an orange, leathery semi-"male" Paris Hilton, and says things like "in a pinch" but he's worried that bottled water will make it look like he's gay? Yeah, he should definitely avoid bottled water at all costs so that when filming wraps up on this show, he can return to West Hollywood with his secret intact.