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Charlie Sheen reacts to Ashton Kutcher's 'Two and a Half Men' casting
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Charlie Sheen has responded with the expected delusional aplomb to news that Ashton Kutcher will replace him as the other full man on CBS' "Two and a Half Men."Sheen tells TMZ that while he thinks Kutcher is a real "sweetheart," the show will tank because young, hip, social-media friendly Ashton won't appeal to the show's demographic.
"Enjoy the show America," says Sheen. "Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB."
Then referring to his sworn nemesis, show creator Chuck Lorre, Sheen adds, "Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there."
Keep talking, winner.
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Charlie needs to keep his meth-induced comments to himself. Can't people see he's on meth? Look at his teeth and his face. This is a meth addict if I ever saw one!
Charlie is absolutely right. This show is not funny at all, only old people watch and old people, with the exception of his wife, are not going to find his screeching annoying voice funny. Bad decision CBS, but I'm not surprised...
You are right on Charlie, The little jew boy just ruined a great show. You should develope a similar show and sell it to another network and have it run against that new show "Two and Half Losers"
Keep winning Charlie you have plenty of fans waiting to see what your next project will be. We need more tiger blood.
what a sour puss....get over it.
Wow, hiring Ashton Kutcher is an even worse idea than making the show all about Jon Cryer. Kutcher is one of the least funny actors that I can think of. Does he even still have a career, other than being Demi Moore's husband? Other than the Demi connection and the Nikon commercials, the only time I ever hear him mentioned is always in the same sentence as the word Twitter.
I might have watched the show with Cryer as the lead, but now there's just no way. CBS, please pull the plug before this abomination can take place.
Kutcher's and the shows swan song? It's over for the both of them, this time next year the headline will be; "What the hell were they thinking?"
What a candy a**. I wonder if Michael J. Fox was similarly supportive when Charlie Sheen replaced him on Spin City?
I'm not real excited about Kutcher, but maybe he'll surprise. Sheen's departure is completely his choice, so the least he could do is be silent. But then, he's probably not capable of just shutting up.
Ashton Kutcher??? I don't know...I guess Jim J. Bullock was too busy...