Follow Zap2it:
The Situation fails at Donald Trump roast: Watch Mike Sorrentino's uninspired jabs
Twitter
Google
The thing about a celebrity roast is that it's supposed to be mean, but it's also supposed to be funny. When "Jersey Shore's" Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino took the stage at Donald Trump's Comedy Central Roast, which aired Tuesday night, he did pretty much the same thing he does on MTV every week.
He embarrassed himself.
"Maybe comedy ain't my game right now," the SItch said. Hello, understatement. As he draped himself all over Jeffrey Ross, Sorrentino's attempts at jokes made us wrinkle up our noses in distaste. To put it in terms he'd understand, we'd take a grated-cheese grenade over him any day.
Sorrentino referred to Trump as "Chump," which wasn't hilarious, but wasn't terrible. He then called Marlee Matlin "ugly" and Lisa Lampanelli "fat." When he went on to make a racist joke about Snoop Dogg, fellow roaster Jeffrey Ross stepped in. Ross more or less had to hold the Situation up at the podium, saving the day by showing off his belly.
To make it worse, according to Lampanelli, Sitch had no idea how much he sucked. "When The Situation tanked really bad he came up to us and said 'That was good, right?' I should go through life that delusional," she said. "I really wish I loved myself that much."
Ouch. Watch a snippet of the crash-and-burn below.
Follow Zap2it on Twitter and Zap2it on Facebook for the latest news and buzz
Photo/Video credit: Getty Images
Zap2it Elite Sheet Must Reads from the Web's In-Crowd
Featured Partners
This guy is a douche bag
This was the most painful thing to watch. I almost changed the channel just because it was so awkward.
"situation" what a douchewaffle.....what the heck was he up there for.....thank god I don't watch jersey shore. Whatta trainwreck!
lol he failed in epic proportions xD
^ True that
It was hilarious. I'm going to be laughing about how bad he bombed for YEARS.
Yeah the Sitch isn't really funny but he's the one who wants to be a movie star and I think the roast really screw things up for his future. Cuz he's not funny and can't really act. He should just stick to the MTV show and nothing else. Since they all will be one hit wonders after jersey shore you will never hear of the cast ever again anyways...
I have never been able to stand that idiot, but he was so terrible up there i actually felt embarrased for him
my respects for the situation, he really tried his best. what else can we expect from a half time show.. when he steped in u knew it was time to use the rest room or change to the bad girls club. really u didnt miss anything. the situation was so funny, yeah it was actually the first time the crowd made me laugh more than the comedian. no but really my respects for the situation.. what balls, yeah cus the only reason for him being there was because he ate seth mcfarlens balls. *gaghh gaghh* now can i be in the roast.
mike the situation props bro. for standing the whole way through ur roast and not giving up.. from dorian in yuma az
That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I hate that guy. It was funny to watch him make a fool of himself.