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'Supernatural's' Misha Collins to Charlie Sheen: My wife wrote the book on threesomes
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There was once a time when Charlie Sheen did not rule Twitter. (It was approximately six days ago, in case you're having trouble remembering, since you're busy having your face melted off.) In those days, "Supernatural" star Misha Collins reigned over his Twitter minions as the most hilariously wacky tweeter we knew of.We love nothing more than when two completely unrelated celebrities collide awkwardly, as these two have now done. On Monday morning, before news hit of his "Two and a Half Men" ousting, Sheen re-tweeted the photograph below, of the book, "The Threesome Handbook: The Practical Guide to Sleeping With Three."
"Done! Wrote it in my sleep!" he shared.
Except, he didn't actually write it in his sleep.
"No u didn't, douche bag, my wife did," Collins responded. When a fan wondered if that was just wishful thinking, he replied, "No, actually, my wife did write it. Google it."
And so we did.
He wasn't kidding. Collins' wife (and the mother of his gorgeous son) is author Vicki Vantoch, described as a "sexuality historian and threesome dabbler" in the book's Amazon summary. The book covers all the pros and cons of threesomes, including "perks of three: hotter sex, more love - strategies to prevent freak-outs, jealousy, and general messiness - how to find the perfect third - discovering your inner queer - when a ménage turns into love--how to create a successful triad relationship - communication skills for couples - knowing when to break it off."
Sounds right up Sheen's alley.
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This has made days of trying to avoid reading/watching/absorbing this Sheen insanity worth it. It's like the ending of the Aristocrats joke. Sheen made it as dirty and scummy as he could manage, and then Misha came in and finished with adorable class.
If Sheen just shut up right now, he could turn it all around just by being seen bowling with Misha. The legions of people who - for reasons I can't fathom - actually watched the podcast might put his behavior down to a case of Andy Kaufman (without quite the talent) and pretend it was one long skit. For this punchline, they would do it.
But what are the odds really?
Go Misha! Can't wait 2 see what he replies.
LMAO
Hey Mischa don't be so erratic, be just proud of your wife ! lol
Kind of a bummer that Misha took the whole thing out of context...Charlie never claimed he wrote the book; some fan sent him the picture (not Charlie's hand you see in the photo) and said he should write the sequel because the current edition doesn't contain any tiger blood. I can understand Misha being defensive about the wife and all, but his tweet was totally misleading.
I just love when an unheard actor like Misha Collins makes fun of an annoying but very famous at that actor like Charlie Sheen. And hmm what a disturbing book :S
First Misha shows Charlie how to win, then Charlie gets fired. Not a good day for Team Sheen.
Charlie's a waste of space who does not rule twitter. People will get bored watching the train wreck pretty quickly. Sheen isn't fit to lick Misha's boots. Misha is 10x the man Sheen will ever be.
CS makes my skin crawl. Misha is proud of his wife and the book she wrote. Can't say I blame him for not wanting Charlie's slimey paws anywhere near the book. She's a smart, classy woman who stands on her own merits. Not like the two diseased tramps Sheen lives with.
@Kath
While Misha isn't a famous actor like Sheen, he's known to quite a few for his wonderful 'Random Acts of Kindness' charity and his amazing potrayal of Castiel on Supernatural.
Charlie may be famous but he's an outright jerk whose completely lost the plot. He's an addict whose self destructing on a world stage - sure, people are cheering him on. I hope they're just as vocal when it comes time to mourn him.
As for for disturbing reading, can't be any worse than a script of Two and Half Men.
I don't know why, but I found this entire thing completely hilarious. (Also, the book creeps me out just a little... like, who would want to be caught buying THAT at a book store?!)