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Jon Cryer responds to Charlie Sheen: 'The fact is, I am a troll'
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"Two and a Half Men" star Jon Cryer made his first public statement since his co-star Charlie Sheen called him a "troll" earlier this week. It was a painful moment for the actor, who appeared on "Conan" to make a confession: "The fact is," Cryer says, "I am a troll. It's not something I like to talk about."
We hate to overuse a phrase, but this monologue? Winning.
"There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me," Cryer says. "... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this."
Cryer also outs a few other celebs who he says are trolls -- Paul Giamatti, Helen Mirren, Andy Richter (who was not pleased about it) -- and closes with a messages for all the trolls who are still living "under the bridge."
"I'm here to tell you: It gets better," Cryer says. "Not gay better. But sort of better."
We're sure Sheen will have something to say about this down the line. But for now? Funny, funny stuff from the only actor to win an Emmy for "Two and a Half Men." Take a look:
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Loved it! What a class act. I hope TAAHM gets another season for him to shine. He's definitely going to come out of this smelling like a rose.
Love you Jon Cryer!
I love Jon Cryer... he is a class act... I hope he gets his own show he deserves it because he is the best on that show... I wish him luck and your amazing Jon you have my respect....
Oh please what a biased article Rick Porter..ridiculous..eyeroll..Sheen has golden globe, and has been nominated for emmys lot's of times (more than Cryer) so stop the ridiculous condescending tone..you are rdidculous man.
p.s: i like Jon Cryer but i despise Rick Porter. Yep said it !
Jules...if I didn't know better I would think you were Charlie Sheen.
Jules- Jon Cryer has been nominated 5 times for an Emmy and won 1 and Charlie Sheen has been nominated 2 times for an Emmy and has not won so your statement is not true.
Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest are trolls too.
Well said jon, your truly a class act!
Jon Cryer is awesome. Two and a half men can live on without CS!!
I think Jon Cryer is a COOL guy also he plays better PARTS then Charlie Sheen. Jon Cryer is better looken then Charlie Sheen. I sure Jon Cryer gets his own show also