Valentine's Day Dinner Idea: Joe Jonas will ruin your life

Hey, guys, looking for a last-minute Valentine's Day date idea? Invite Joe Jonas to dinner! As Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato will tell you, he's excellent company, and has a phenomenal track record with romance.

We actually dig Joe's Valentines Day Funny or Die video, in which he crashes the most awkward Valentine's Date ever. We're quite impressed -- we still think of the Jonas Brothers as scrubbed and squeaky clean purity-ring types, so seeing Joe pop up in a video that includes the line "it's like f***ing a salamander" is kind of awesome.

Except for the part where he sings. That was mostly just excruciatingly embarrassing.