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Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllanhaal break up, record execs hear cash register noises
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Who had January 4 in the office pool? Congratulations. People confirms that Taylor Swift has broken up with the latest in her long list of famous paramours, "Love and Other Drugs" star Jake Gyllenhaal.
The couple spent the Thanksgiving holiday together, and they were seen doing adorable, hit-single-worthy things like holding hands while drinking hot chocolate together in early December.
But by the time Christmas rolled around, the pair had split, so we estimate that Swift wrote approximately forty-seven breakup songs by New Year's Eve. Some angry, some sad, some about Reese Witherspoon's engagement... and probably one or two about Joe Jonas and that guy Drew she crushed on in high school, for good measure.
We're sure that the record execs at Big Machine are already picking out the yacht that her inevitable breakup single will buy them next year.
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About time a woman made money from spoiling a man's image. Men have been in control for too long. Go Taylor, give 'em hell.
Personally, I think he was way out of her league. Am I the only one who notices that she's only moderately attractive?
she's not attractive AT ALL!!! he's too much man for her!
Yea that pic of Taylor at the top in the red polka dot dress...her face is not camera ready. I don't really like Taylor. She "dated" John and in the song she wrote about him she said "don't you think I was too young?" but she should be telling herself "don't I think he was too old?" She needs to take responsibility.
She is kinda the ultimate victim in that way. She needs to grow up. That song of hers at the MTV awards was a giant pity party. It was a year ago, shut up! And Jake is definitely out of her league
It's kinda sad. It's like these guys get what they want and just leave her.
As an avid john and taylor fan, i think that taylor was blinded by love and shouldve known because johns very honest, and i think that she was just too naive.
Laughing at anyone who says that he's "too much of a man" for her. Jake Gyllenhaal is bisexual. He admits it.
I love Taylor i hope the best for her.