Ex NJ Housewife Danielle Staub, 'Idol's' Crystal Bowersox, Miss USA, and The Rockettes kickin' it?

It's our Zapshot of the day, folks. There's no way any of us could have ever thought that this photo could exist in the natural world. Holy photo ops!

What could bring booted "Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Danielle Staub, "American Idol" Season 9 runner-up Crystal Bowersox, the current Miss USA Rima Fakih and The Radio City Music Hall Rockettes together? Needy kids, of course.

The diverse crew of celebutantes took part in the "Holiday Joy" toy drive sponsored by CitySights NY (of double-decker tourist bus fame) benefitting the K.I.D.S (Kids in Distressed Situations) and The Children's Aid Society charities.