2010 MTV VMAs: Meat fashion royalty -- which Lady Gaga dress is your fave? Vote!

By Jethro Nededog

September 13, 2010 12:53 AM ET

From our calculations, Lady Gaga could have had 13 outfits waiting in the wings: One for each of her MTV Video Music Award nominations. Sadly, we only got three. But, boy, were they doozies.

Gaga entered the awards in an Alexander McQueen dress that invoked some major Brit royalty with a mix of Lady Liberty as she celebrated the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" with servicemen and women who had been discharged from the military for being gay.

When she accepted her award for Best Pop Video, the "Glee" cast couldn't be happier to present the woman they based an entire episode around. She had to basically be carried to the stage and admitted the heavy black dress made her "fashion road kill," which we aren't mad at her about... Fashion over function makes us gaga.

And, finally, the grand Lady G accepted her award for Video of the Year from the woman who needs only one name, Cher. She came out wearing the barely there costume from the "If I Could Turn Back Time" video and all we have to say is, she still has it. Not one to let a fashion moment go, Lady Gaga sported meat. You heard us right, her final outfit included meat strapped to her body. Did she really ask Cher to hold her meat purse?