Jesse James dating 'LA Ink' tattooist Kat Von D! Can you say dream girl?

To paraphrase "The Jeffersons" theme song, is Jesse James moving on down?

Well, in his defense, it would be extremely  hard to move up from Sandra Bullock. But the maligned motorcycle mogul, whose messy divorce from Sandy was official in June, was caught having an intimate dinner with celebrity tattooist and "LA Ink" star Kat Von D in Las Vegas on Saturday (Aug 14).

Although CNN reports that they were seated at an over-sized booth at the Palms Casino resort N9NE, they were all new couple cozy, sharing a rock shrimp appetizer and Caesar salad. They also nibbled on filet, asparagus, and drank Fiji water.

Towards the end of the meal, the duo were spotted holding hands. They continued holding hands as they left the restaurant and headed to a black Mercedes.Then Jesse drove off and they went to a strip club and then back to their hotel, put on Nazi uniforms and have unprotected sex. Kidding! Only kidding. We have no idea where they went or what they did.
 
All we can say is that this relationship makes so much more sense than Jesse and Sandy. If only he had told Sandy from the get-go, "Honey, I like tattooed stripper-looking chicks and I can't help myself."

What do you think about Jesse's new pale-skinned, well-inked brunette flame that looks eerily like Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee?

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