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Lindsay Lohan axed from new 'Machete' trailer
Are Lindsay Lohan's DUI-related legal tussles and profane manicures affecting what's left of her once (long, long ago) promising film career?Is that why she's not in the new teaser trailer for Robert Rodriguez's "Machete," even though she was in an earlier version? Or is the reason for the slice because she reportedly only has a brief (topless) cameo in the movie?
She is, however, on what wants to be a controversial poster for the film, which also stars Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal and Don Johnson.
In a tedious LiLo pose we've (yawn) grown used to, she is seen licking a very large gun, wearing a nun's habit, with blood splattered over the image. It reads: "Lindsay Lohan as The Sister."
Huffington Post reports that in the film, Lindsay (who is not dead) goes topless -- swimming in a waterfall -- with Alicia Rachel Marek, 34, who plays her mom.
Meanwhile, the New York Daily News reports that Rodriguez is not commenting on whether or not Lohan's included in the movie's upcoming junket. But after her recent 90-day jail sentence for violating probation on 2007 DUI busts, she may not be available anyway.
Darn. We would have just loved to report about what rude comment was written on her middle fingernail.
Here's the new trailer -- without Lindsay.
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This one has nuclear written all over it--it will be a big bomb, with plenty of fallout, and not just for the ever-wretched Lohan.
can someone tell me why the trailer says "And Introducing Don Johnson"?
Of all anti-american movies this one takes the cake.
FU rodriguez dumb jessica alba and your hwood ilk.
The critics will love this one and even consider it oscar material, cause anything that offends Americans is ok by them.
@anonymous- Are you serious? This is a movie based on a fake trailer inside another movie. IT'S OVER-THE-TOP RIDICULOUS ON PURPOSE. It was never even meant to be a movie, but too many people loved the fakeness of it all, so I don't think in any way it is trying to be political. Take your agenda and stick it up your ***. The only thing in this movie that offends me is Michelle Rodriguez. I'm not a big fan of butch lesbians.
The suits at "FOX" may have pulled her scene from the trailer, they're the ones paying to distribute this thing. Who ever it was is stupid because the flick is rated R.