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If you ever think your life is sad, just remember that it could be worse: You could be on "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew."VH1 announced its full cast for the show's fourth season, and the cast includes a whole bunch of people whose lives suck more than yours does.
First of all, we've got "Laguna Beach's" Jason Wahler, Lauren Conrad's ex-boyfriend who made her skip a trip to Paris on "The Hills." After she dumped him, he was arrested seven times.
We're going to assume that Janice Dickinson is being admitted for an insatiable addiction to reality television, since she's been on "America's Next Top Model," "The Surreal Life," three seasons of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here," and her failed "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency."
Jeremy London is also getting ready to pack his bags and head to Pasadena for rehab, since he's addicted to being kidnapped and forced to do free drugs. Or something like that.
Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, oil heir and socialite, will join the group, as will former teen heartthrob Leif Garrett and Keyshia Cole's mom, Frankie Lons.
Our favorite of all the rehabbers is Rachel Uchitel, who is reportedly seeking therapy for her addiction to love.
We've read your text messages, Uchitel, and "love" was not the word that came to mind.
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Tell us how you really feel Dat Stinks
So I'm guessing Rachel won't be on The Apprentice............LOL
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This was one of the funniest colums I've read. :) Although addictions aren't a funny problem, some of these celebs are just too much to deal with. If they honestly are seeking help, I'm all for it, but I think they are just seeking another paycheck.
Are they REAAALLLLLY seeking help, Panda? Really? Because I'd think breaking an addiction would be alot easier with a modicum of privacy. These people don't want "help," other than help in milking their 15 minutes of "celebrity" for a few more fleeting moments of meaningless attention. There are far better ways of getting help than getting roped into yet another tired reality show. Shows like this make me despair for our civilization...
Wow. Dat Dat Stinks was really pizzed. I got a little skeered reading that deleted post... I was afraid the guy was gonna' go postal. Or... dishal.
isn't there another show for sex rehab??
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