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'Real Housewives' cage fight: Who's more bananas? NYC's Kelly Bensimon or NJ's Danielle Staub?
One could argue that any person who stars in Bravo's "Real Housewives" franchise is a few bananas short of a fruit basket. Yet, we can't ignore the two women who have really fought hardest for their crazy cred: New York City's Kelly Bensimon and New Jersey's Danielle Staub.In the left corner, Kelly: From the moment we met Kelly, we knew someone spilled some coffee on her motherboard. She has her own language and sees things through Kelly-tinted glasses.Then, we watched in horror as she delivered her "I'm up here, you're down here" speech to Bethenny Frankel last season. Afterwards, she would never remember that quite the way we did.
But then, we witnessed Kelly at Scary Island during Ramona Singer's island getaway and all bets were off. It seemed her paranoia had run amuck and the only thing that could stop her reign of terror were jelly beans and lollipops! She took us all on a shuttle to crazy planet and there was no emergency eject button. What a frightening ride!
In the right corner, Danielle: We don't think Danielle is bananas just because she has a shady past full of kidnapping, drug dealing and "prostitution whoring." If that was all behind her? Great. We think she's nuts for lying to us about all those things when anyone who can read the court documents can see that she clearly had a hand (sometimes doing a pistol whip) in the crimes. Puh-leeze!
This season, though, Danielle has taken bananas from the trees to the streets. She was just warming up when she tried to edge in on her daughter's budding modeling career and when she set up empty chairs at a luncheon to make Dina Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita look bad. In the last two episodes, we watched Danielle reach a new low. She used a charity benefit for a baby with cancer to get back at the other housewives. And, boy, did she and her thugs definitely prove a point, right? Probably not the point she wanted to prove, though.
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Wow! I think it's a draw in my book, but I think that Kelly just needs some meds, while Danielle needs a straight jacket AND a concrete prison sentence.
Kelly is certifiable, but Danielle is dangerous. It's hard to compare the two because they are not similar in their craziness. I would not care to be around either one of them.
could you imagine the vouge body langage these two would show off...
danielle: who do you think you are?
kelly: madonna...
d: as if...
k: i am up and you are down here.
d: i go down on alot of people, what are you talking about?
k: you ho-bag...
d: what...
k: you have one night stands...
d: hell, i have sex in between floors on an elevators.
k: that's gross, that's creepy, that is so down here...
d: and...
zero milligrams- AWESOME!!!
Kelly might be dangerous at times, but Danielle is absolutely dangerous to certain people all the time. I wouldn't want to be around either one of them. I feel sorry for the objects of their obsessions, Bethenny and Dina, who also happen to be my favorite Real Housewives.
d: what is it with you and all that candy?
k: what my gum gum berries and la lolly pops...
nothing, nothing at all, just like sweets to tweek *#;):b i mean treats are sweet...
d: you are sick!!
k: don't say i'm not smart!!
d: i never said that, who are you talking to?
k: zip it!! you are white noise.
d: don't tell me to hush...
k: keep your hands down.
d: don't ever tell me what to do, i'm going to call some my friends...
k: hey, sachels of gold...
d: you get a new bag?
k: no, just chatter, nothing but chatter...
d: what have you done lately?
k: i was in 'playboy'...
d: oh, i just let boys play in me...they like my goodies.
k: you have jelly beans too.
d: what???
k: i flip burnt pancacks with my girls too.
d: my girls like to toss pizza on the floor before i bake it.
k: i don't know what rsvp means.
d: me either, i bring who i want, come when i want and them tell everyone that will listen to me that the host is being rude.
k: i am never rude, i am always nice, people just love that about me.
typos are funny too...
pancakes and pancacks
them and then