'Twilight': Edward and Bella ornament captures 'tortured' Christmas spirit

Even "Twilight's" dead vampires can feel the Christmas spirit.

Hallmark will release a keepsake ornament in honor of "Twilight" couple Edward and Bella (as portrayed by Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart).

We're kind of tickled by the description on the site: "This ornament captures a moment in the tortured relationship of two of Twilight's most popular characters."

Well, if "tortured" is what you want from Christmas, then the "Twilight" universe certainly has it. Nothing says Christmas like longing and soul-searching.

How would you like this dangling on your tree next to the little Jimmy's handmade ornament? Well, you don't have to wait (long) to get it. Hallmark stores will be selling them beginning July 10 for $14.95.

The Edward in this pair looks alright, but Bella needs a little work. That looks nothing like her. Maybe we can take a darker brown Sharpie to her to darken her hair. Frankly, it seems that the Bella figure is always problematic. Even the Barbie versions of Edward and Bella did a better job with Edward than with Bella.

Why is that? Kristen Stewart is such a pretty girl, so what's the problem? Sure, she has delicate features, but that can't be too difficult to exaggerate on a 4-inch tall figure right? 

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Photo credit: Hallmark