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Heather Mills wears skintight shorts: Fab or flop?
Can you say "Desperate Ex-Housewives?" Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's gold digger, oops, ex-wife, turned up at a "Street Dance 3D" (not to be confused with "Step Up 3-D") premiere in London this week wearing a Carey Mulligan pixie cut, embarrassingly tight gray hot pants and thigh-high stretchy stiletto black boots.
The British papers had a field day with her fashion choices, one calling her "mutton dressed as lamb," a sly way of saying she is too old to be dressing like a teenage tart.
Guys, she's only 42. If you want to see some serious age-related fashion errors, come to Hollywood. This is London politely suggested she have "a serious talk with her stylist."
Guys, she's only 42. If you want to see some serious age-related fashion errors, come to Hollywood. This is London politely suggested she have "a serious talk with her stylist."
What do you think? Is Heather dressed too hip? Or can she carry it off? And no, we can't tell which leg it is either.

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This woman wouldn't know dignity if it jumped right in front of her... Let's see what she's wearing at 45, shall we? I'm betting it won't be much different... After all, who could love Heather as much as she does? G-R-O-S-S... Somebody please make her stop exposing us to this, PUHLEASE!
I cant wait for street dance 3D to come out, it looks so good! :D