St. Patrick's Day warning: Don't be David Hasselhoff

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

The Dish Rag hopes that you know your limits today, all you Irish blooded people and/or all the rest of you who just love green beer, wearing something green and speaking in a really bad (think Tom Cruise in "Far and Away") Irish accent on March 17.

And you know who you are.

Look at David Hasselhoff in this classic, sprawled on the floor drunk as an Irish skunk video, shot by his daughter on her cell phone.

Remember, only you can prevent drunk texting on St. Paddy's Day.

Cheers and 'Sláinte!'(pronounced 'slawn-cha'), which means health.

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