Skittles Valentine, Bombshell McGee ... Who's next? Pussy Galore?

So obviously Jesse James has a penchant for various tattooed ladies. Maybe it's like having your honey wear a wig: with each new one they look a little bit different.

But we're more entertained by his choice in paramour's naming conventions which are obviously not the ones their parents gave them. Skittles Valentine? Bombshell McGee? Perfect monikers for a stripper pole, or possibly a family pet.

Perhaps they had a little too much fun one night with the Bond Girl Name Generator.

In which case we can look forward to getting to know Honey Ryder, Pussy Galore, Kissy Suzuki, Plenty O'Toole, Mary Goodnight, Holly Goodhead, Octopussy, MayDay, Xenia Onatopp, Christmas Jones, Jinx and/or Strawberry Fields in the weeks to come.

What's The Dish Rag's Bond gal alter ego? Funny you should ask. In the 007 world we go by the moniker Staria Moon.

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